Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Something Funny

I'm in sore need of a post, and in sore need of something to post about. My brain is non-functioning by the time I can sit down to post right now... so, I bring you words to laugh by from Larry the Cable Guy (I believe). For the record, I'm not a die-hard "Larry-the-Cable-Guy fan" or anything. Someone sent me this email and I laughed. I thought you might like a laugh too.

In the midst of life, it's good to laugh, I've found.

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

5. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

8. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

9. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

10. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

11. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

12. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

18. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

19. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

21. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

(I think I laughed out loud at number 20. I realize I'm not as old as some, but I'm beginning to understand that statement more and more.)


2 comments:

cabcree said...

those were fun! I like those play on word things. :)

be_a_Mary said...

oh i loved those!! i got a kick out of #7!!

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